Sunday, February 12, 2017

Babae umihi sa counter ng hindi payagan umihi sa cr sa isang convenient ...

Babae umihi sa counter ng hindi payagan umihi sa cr sa isang convenient ...

Ang dalagitang ito ay hindi pinayagang umihi sa isang department store ng may ari kahit walang sira ang kanilang C.R. Dahil dito, dali daling tumalo ang babae sa counter table ng convenient store at shock na shock ay may ari ng makita ibinaba ang kanyang panty ng walang ano ano at kinikilig kilig pa ang hitad sa pag ihi kahit kaharap ang may ari.

Pagkatapos umihi ay parang wala lang na umalis ang dalagita ngunit shock na shock pa rin hanggang ngayon ang may ari sa pagkat nakadila pa daw na parang nang aasar ang mani ng dalagita habang nag ienjoy ito sa kanyang ginagawa..



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Thursday, February 9, 2017

Sinon 'Rogelia' Loresca Afraid of Phyton Video

Sinon 'Rogelia' Loresca Afraid of Phyton Video



One of the funniest video of Sinon Loresca or also known as "Rogelia".



Watch nyo super nakakatawa ang reaction ni Rogelia habang hawak ang sawa.









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Monday, February 6, 2017

Viral Video: Low budget operation be like

Viral Video: Low budget operation be like

Nakakatuwa ang mga istudyanteng ito na nagsadula ng isang eksena kung paano ang walang gaanong budget na operasyong.

Mas nakakatuwa ang ending yung dun sa bandang kumakanta talaga feel na feel niya eh.. watch nyo mga teh, koya..

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Saturday, February 4, 2017

Ang technician at ang doktor joke

May isang computer technician at Hirap makahanap ng trabaho Kaya ang Ginawa nya nagtayo sya ng clinic at may nakalagay na karatula " CHECK UP 500 ANG HINDI GUMALING BIBIGYAN KO NG 1K"..

isang araw may napadaan na doctor at nabasa nya Yun.. Sabi nya Ayos to easy money Kaya ang Ginawa nya nag pacheck up sya...

Doctor : dok magpa check up ako..
Computer technician : Ano ho ang nararamdaman nyo sir?
Doctor : nawala ung panlasa..
Computer technician : no problem sir may gamot tyo Jan... Inday pakikuha nga Yong Maliit na bote ang pakipatakan ng tatlong beses ang dila ni sir.. (nang matapos mapatakan ni inday)
Doctor : gasolina to Ah.
Computer technician : congratulation bumalik na ang panlasa nyo.. 500 lng ang bayad..

(napailing - iling nlng lumabas ang Doctor sabay sabi sa sarili " Naisahan ako doon ah".. Babawi ako..)

Pagkalipas ng isang linggo bumalik nga ang Doctor..

Doctor : dok magpa check up ako.
Computer technician : Ano ho ang nararamdaman nyo sir?
Doctor : nawala Yong alaala ko.
Computer technician : may gamot tyo Jan sir sandali lng... Inday kunin mo nga Yong Maliit na bote at pakipatakan ang dila ni sir..
Doctor : Teka lng, yan pa rin Yong gasolina noong nakaraang linggo ah..
Computer technician : congratulation bumalik na ang alaala nyo, 500 lng ang bayad..

Buset sabi ng Doctor Sabay alis.. Galit at kinabukasan bumalik agad sya para babawiin nya ulit Yong pera nya..

Doctor : dok pacheck up ako.
Computer technician : Ano ho ang nararamdam nyo sir?
Doctor : malabo na Yong paningin ko dok.
Computer technician : pasensya na sir Wala ho tayong gamot para Jan heto ang 1k.
Doctor : ei 500 lng to Ah.
Computer technician : congratulation bumalik na ang linaw ng Mata nyo, 500 lng ang bayad.

Translation:

There is a computer technician and Hard to find a job so that she did her set up a clinic and have placed signs "CHECK UP HEALED 500 ANG NOT GIVE MY 1K" ..

A day has passed and the doctor read her .. Yun He said OK to easy money So she made up her pacheck you ...

Doctor: I dok check up ..
Computer technician: What ho feeling sir?
Doctor: Lost ung taste ..
Computer technician, no problem sir medicated Jan tyo ... please pick the girl Yong small bottle pakipatakan three times the tongues sir .. (after mapatakan's Girl)
Doctor: Ah to fuel.
Computer technician: congratulation back the taste mo lng .. 500 fee ..

(Shook - wag na appeared at Doctor says to herself "At that moment I was ah" Babawi .. I ..)

A week later returned to the Doctor ..

Doctor: I dok check up.
Computer technician: What ho feeling sir?
Doctor: Your lost memories.
Computer technician with drug lng tyo Jan moment sir ... Inday Yong take a small bottle and pakipatakan tongue sir ..
Doctor: Wait lng, ie still Yong gasoline last week ah ..
Computer technician: congratulation back memories nyo lng 500 fee ..

Buset said Doctor At departure .. Anger and the next day she returned to retrieve her money again Yong nya ..

Doctor: dok pacheck me up.
Computer technician: What is this feeling ho sir?
Doctor: Yong fuzzy vision dok.
Computer technician: I'm sorry sir no sir we here Jan drugs for the 1k.
Doctor: ei lng to 500 Ah.
Computer technician: congratulation return to the transparency of Mata ng 500 lng bayad.

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Sunday, January 15, 2017

Wow Chicks!

Wow Chicks!

Sige ikembot mo pa! San ka pa sa mga chicks na panalo sa pagrampa.

Ginalingan mo din ba ang pagrama kagabi bes? Na Zerowena ba? Baka hindi mo ginalingan ang pagwalk.. catwalk dapat kagaya nila bes.. tignan mo.. watch mo.. para mamaya daghan bulay na.. ahayyyy...

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