John: if there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot 1. How many were left??
John: None, as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four, but I like the way you think :)
John: I have a question Ma'am. If 3 women are eating ice cream, 1 is licking, 1 is biting, and 1 is sucking which one is married??
Teacher nervously answered: Well, the one sucking the cone
John: No. u are wrong, the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think Ma'am..: ))
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