Friday, April 1, 2011

The Nun Joke

A NUN rides a taxi.

TAXI DRIVER: Sister it s always my dream to kiss a NUN. Can u grant my wish?

NUN: Ok but first you should be catholic and second you have to be single.

TAXI DRIVER: I am both catholic and still single.

        - So the Nun fulfills the taxi driver's fantasy and kisses him.

TAXI DRIVER: Thank you sister but I must confess..I lied to you.. I am married and i'm a muslim.

NUN: That's ok...i'm on my way to a costume party and my real name is Johnny :))

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