Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Short jokes

. Boy and girl in bed:
Boy : Is this your first time?
Girl: Oo naman! Why do you guys always ask the same question?

2. Three guys were introduced to a girl:
" Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint!"
" I'm Paul, not a pope."
"I'm John, not a baptist."
The girl gladly replies, "Hi, I'm Mary, not a virgin!"

3. A playboy died. During his funeral mass:
Priest: He's an honest guy, a good man, a family man!
Wife (whispers to her son): Anak, silipin mo nga ang kabaong. Baka hindi mo tatay ang nan dyan.

Do you want more tagalog text jokes?

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