Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Amo at inday sa restaurant

Sa restaurant..

Waiter: ano po ang order nila Ma'am?

Amo: Yung whole roasted chicken meal nalang. Ikaw inday, ano order mo?

Inday: I would like a dish of sauted pork in chicken boiled in thick essence of soysauce and veggies, like cauliflower, carrots and baguio beans, sprinkled generously wid fine spices and spring onion.

Amo: Bigyan mo raw ng chopsuey tong abnormal na to! Vetsinan mo na din ng marami ng mamatay na!

Ha ha ha..di ko alam kung nabadtrip yung amo dahil tinalo na naman siya ni Inday eh. haha

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