Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Short jokes

. Boy and girl in bed:
Boy : Is this your first time?
Girl: Oo naman! Why do you guys always ask the same question?

2. Three guys were introduced to a girl:
" Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint!"
" I'm Paul, not a pope."
"I'm John, not a baptist."
The girl gladly replies, "Hi, I'm Mary, not a virgin!"

3. A playboy died. During his funeral mass:
Priest: He's an honest guy, a good man, a family man!
Wife (whispers to her son): Anak, silipin mo nga ang kabaong. Baka hindi mo tatay ang nan dyan.

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Monday, April 25, 2011

The Filipino freelancer Joke

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They went with a White House official to examine the fence. 
The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works out some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

Sunday, April 3, 2011


    - May dalawang madre na hinahabol ng rapist hanggang umabot sila sa isang kanto...

Madre 1: Sister dun ka sa kaliwa ako nalng papahabol!

Friday, April 1, 2011

The Nun Joke

A NUN rides a taxi.

TAXI DRIVER: Sister it s always my dream to kiss a NUN. Can u grant my wish?

NUN: Ok but first you should be catholic and second you have to be single.

TAXI DRIVER: I am both catholic and still single.


hey guys just want to share the jokes derived at funsms dat net

*Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Ulam ni boy

Boy: Nay may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?

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