QC Police: Sorry ser, mam, I will ned to arrest yo kasi bawal po yan ginagawa niyong "indecent exposure"
Guy: Kuya, let me explain. My girlfriend stopped breathing and I had to give her CPR.
QC Police: Talaga? Then how come she's naked?
Guy: Ahhh, kasi her condition is so serious she couldn't open her mouth.Â I had to look for another opening.
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